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Molly spread the birthday invitation across their kitchen table as though it were a blueprint for the crown jewels. Bill studied the glitter glued around its edges and sneezed with the gravity of a man identifying a security threat. “We steal the presents, then vanish before the balloon animals.” Bill adjusted his black turtleneck, which featured a mustard stain shaped like Florida. “Fine, but I refuse to fight another professional birthday clown.” Their previous encounter with Mister Giggles had ended in a humiliating balloon poodle restraint and three hours of mandatory audience participation. Molly pointed to the invitation again. The party promised twenty guests, a treasure hunt, and unlimited juice boxes. Twenty guests meant twenty presents. Unlimited juice boxes meant Bill would require supervision. They had selected disguises of breathtaking subtlety: Molly would be an aunt nobody remembered, and Bill would be her disappointing magician husband. Unfortunately, their equipment consisted of a cape, a bent wand, and one rabbit who clearly regarded them as staff. Outside, thunder rumbled. Inside, the rabbit ate a corner of the invitation. Molly considered this an omen. Bill considered it breakfast. Neither noticed the party’s theme printed beneath the glitter: Junior Detectives Solve Everything.