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The community center basement smelled like stale juice boxes and broken dreams. Molly spread a crayon-drawn map across a folding table while Bill chewed on a juice box straw, studying it with the intensity of a general planning D-Day. "So we go in through the supply closet," Molly said, tapping a purple marker line. "The birthday boy's mom works the snack table. She's distracted by the pin-the-tail game." "Pin-the-tail," Bill repeated, like it was a foreign language. "Is that... a donkey?" "It's a donkey, Bill. With a tail. You pin it on. Blindfolded." "Sounds barbaric." "Kids love it. Anyway, once we're in the closet, we wait for the cake. Everyone sings. That's our window. Thirty seconds, maybe forty if the kid can't blow out the candles." Bill leaned back in his chair, which squeaked alarmingly. "Molly, I gotta ask. Why a children's party?" "Because nobody expects it. Security's a joke. No cameras, no alarms, just a volunteer with a whistle and a dream." "And the presents?" "Stacked by the door. Unattended. Like... like candy from a baby, Bill." Bill was quiet for a moment. "I stole from a retirement home once. The old folks didn't even notice. Just kept playing bingo." "That's sad, Bill." "Wasn't my finest hour." Molly pulled a duffel bag from under the table, unzipping it to reveal rope, a flashlight, and what appeared to be a grappling hook. "We need to be quick. The party ends at four. We hit at 3:45, grab everything, van's around back." "What if the kids see us?" "Then we hide behind the balloon arch and pretend to be entertainment." Molly zipped the bag shut. "I practiced my balloon animal skills. I can do a dog. Sort of. It looks like a giraffe with depression." Bill stood, stretching. "You ever think about doing something legitimate?" Molly laughed, a sharp bark that echoed off the cinder block walls. "Bill, I'm forty-three. My legitimate options are bingo caller and professional mourner. This is art." "Stealing birthday presents from six-year-olds is art?" "It's performance art. The heist is the gift, Bill. The not-getting-caught is the wrapping paper." A sound came from upstairs—a child's shriek of delight, followed by the thump of a piñata breaking. Both thieves froze. "That's tomorrow," Molly whispered. "Different party. Mexican restaurant." "How do you know that?" "I have a calendar, Bill. I'm a professional." Bill checked his watch, a massive thing that looked like it belonged on a submarine. "Two hours. You want to grab coffee? The diner on Fifth has pie." "Apple or cherry?" "Cherry. I like the way it stains." Molly gathered her map, folding it into her jacket pocket. "Cherry it is. But we split the bill. Fifty-fifty. No 'I forgot my wallet' nonsense." "When have I ever—" "Retirement home. You 'forgot' your wallet. I paid for your bingo card." Bill opened his mouth, closed it, then nodded slowly. "Fair. Cherry pie. Then we become criminals." "Then we become legends." Molly headed for the stairs, then paused. "Bill? The grappling hook. Leave it in the van. If a kid sees that, they'll ask questions." "What kind of questions?" "The kind that end with 'Mommy, why is that man climbing the wall?'" Bill tucked the hook into his belt, grinning. "I like the way you think, Molly." "Don't get sentimental. We're thieves." "We're artists." "Same thing, apparently." They climbed the stairs together, into the fluorescent hum of the community center, two professionals preparing to commit the most ridiculous crime of their careers. Somewhere above them, a child laughed. Somewhere below, in the dark of the basement, a purple crayon map waited to be followed. The pie was excellent. The heist, they would later agree, was even better.