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The community center basement smelled like stale juice boxes and desperation. Molly spread a crayon-drawn map across a folding table, her finger tracing a path from the parking lot to the gymnasium. Bill leaned against the wall, arms crossed, studying her with the skepticism of a man who had once tried to steal a parking meter with a butter knife. "You're telling me," Bill said slowly, "that we're going to rob a six-year-old's birthday party." "We're liberating presents from a capitalist celebration of childhood," Molly corrected, not looking up. "There's a difference." "There's a difference between a heist and a felony involving minors, Molly. That difference is called prison." Molly finally met his eyes. "Timmy Henderson's dad is a regional manager at Staples. Do you know what he's getting Timmy? A tablet. A full tablet, Bill. With games on it." Bill's arms uncrossed. He walked to the table, studying the map. "The gymnasium. Saturday, two o'clock. Twenty-three children. Cake at three." "Presents open at two-thirty," Molly said. "We hit the supply closet during the pin-the-tail game. Thirty seconds, tops. The janitor leaves the door unlocked for the pizza delivery guy." "And if we get caught?" Molly shrugged. "We're wearing clown noses. Plausible deniability." Bill picked up a crayon, twirling it between his fingers. "You want me to be Bozo?" "I want you to be terrified. The nose is non-negotiable. Mrs. Patterson from the PTA recognized me last month at the grocery store. She asked about my 'little niece.' I don't have a niece, Bill. I don't even like children." "Then why—" "Because Timmy Henderson laughed at my dog when he was three. I've been waiting fourteen years for this." Molly's voice dropped to a whisper. "Fourteen years, Bill." Bill set down the crayon. "What kind of dog?" "A golden retriever. Named Princess." "Princess." "Princess." Molly folded the map with surgical precision. "So. Clown nose. Saturday. Two o'clock. You in?" Bill thought about the butter knife. He thought about the parking meter. He thought about a tablet full of games that he could actually use, because his phone screen had been cracked since March and he couldn't afford to fix it. "What kind of clown nose?" he asked. "Red. Classic. The kind that honks when you squeeze it." "That's for children, Molly." "Exactly." Molly extended her hand. "Partners?" Bill looked at her hand. He looked at the crayon map. He looked at the door to the gymnasium, where someone had taped a construction paper banner reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMMY in letters that wobbled with joy. He shook her hand. "One condition," Bill said. "Name it." "If we get caught, I'm telling them you made me do it. I'm blaming everything on the dog." Molly grinned, the first real smile Bill had seen from her in three weeks. "Deal. But if we succeed, we split the tablet fifty-fifty. I call it Princess." "That's—" Bill started. "Sentimental value, Bill. You'll understand when you're holding it." They practiced their clown walks in the basement, honking their noses in terrible harmony, two thieves preparing to steal joy from a room full of children. Outside, somewhere, a real clown probably wept into his greasepaint. Inside, Molly and Bill were already legends.