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The community center gymnasium smelled of stale juice boxes and desperation. Molly spread a hand-drawn map across a folding table covered in glitter, while Bill studied it with the intensity of a man defusing a bomb, which he had actually done once, badly. "So we enter through the kitchen," Molly said, tapping a door marked EMPLOYEES ONLY. "The birthday boy's mother works concessions. She owes me from poker." "She owes you from poker," Bill repeated, not looking up. "You played poker with a children's party coordinator?" "I play poker with everyone. It's how I network." Bill finally met her eyes. "This is a seven-year-old's birthday party, Molly. There will be a bounce house." "I've considered the bounce house. It's our extraction route." "The bounce house is for children." "The bounce house is also thirty feet from the parking lot, Bill. Think strategically." Bill rubbed his temples. "We're stealing presents from a child's birthday party." "We're stealing presents from a child's birthday party," Molly agreed. "The Henderson boy. His parents are loaded. I did surveillance. They have a boat." "They have a boat." "They have a boat, Bill. A boat! Do you know what boats mean? Waterfront property. Waterfront property means secondary residences. Secondary residences means—" she snapped her fingers "—untended jewelry boxes." Bill was quiet for a moment. Somewhere in the gymnasium, a child practiced a recorder. It sounded like a dying goose. "There will be other parents," Bill said finally. "Disguised as clowns." "I'm not dressing as a clown." "You're dressing as a clown." "I have a condition." "Everyone has a condition. My condition is that I need money. Your condition is that you can't wear polyester without breaking out in hives. The clown costume is cotton." Bill stood, pacing to the window. Outside, children chased each other in circles, shrieking with the particular joy of children who had consumed approximately four pounds of sugar each. "What if we get caught?" Molly laughed, a genuine sound that surprised them both. "Bill, we got caught at the aquarium. We got caught at the botanical gardens. We got caught at that escape room, which was deeply unfair because we actually escaped." "We didn't escape. We were escorted out by a teenager named Kyle." "Kyle was an accomplice in spirit." "Kyle was sixteen and terrified." Molly gathered her map, folding it with practiced precision. "The Henderson boy's party is Saturday. Four o'clock. The presents will be stacked by the cake table. We go in as entertainment—I'm a magician, you're my assistant." "I'm not—" "You're not what? Not funny? Bill, you once made a security guard laugh so hard he forgot to check your bag. You have range." "I have a condition." "Your condition is irrelevant. Saturday, four o'clock. Magician and assistant. We take the presents, we take the boat, we never speak of this again." Bill looked at the map. At the glitter. At Molly, who was already humming something that might have been a sea shanty. "Fine," he said. "But if there's face painting, I'm drawing the line." "There won't be face painting." "There will be face painting." "Then you'll be a clown with a condition." Bill sighed, the sound of a man who had made many poor decisions and would make many more. "Saturday, then." "Saturday." Molly extended her hand. They shook. "Partners?" "Partners." Outside, the recorder played on, still dying, still somehow continuing.