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The community center basement smelled like stale juice boxes and broken dreams. Molly spread a hand-drawn map across a folding table while Bill chewed on a pencil, his eyes narrowed in concentration. "So you're saying we go in through the supply closet," Bill said, tapping the map with his eraser. "Through the supply closet, past the bathroom, up the stairs, through the gymnasium, and into the party room," Molly recited, crossing her arms. "It's foolproof." "It's a children's birthday party, Molly. The security is a clown with a squirt flower." "Bartholomew the Magnificent is not just any clown," Molly said, her voice dropping to a whisper. "He's been doing magic for thirty years. He saw something in 1987. We don't know what." Bill leaned back in his chair. "We're stealing presents from eight-year-olds." "We're redistributing wealth to people who actually need it. I've done the research. Little Timmy Henderson has three Nintendo games. Three. His parents are dentists." "And the presents are wrapped." "Exactly. We don't even have to look at the children. We just—" Molly made a grabbing motion, "—swoop." Bill chewed his pencil harder. "What about the goodie bags? The cake? Do we take those too?" "Absolutely not. That's amateur hour. We're professionals. We take the presents, we leave the memories." "But if we take the presents, the children won't have memories of opening them." Molly stared at him. "Bill. Bill. The memories are in their hearts. The presents are in their hands. We take the hands." "That's... actually profound." "I know. I have a therapist." Bill stood up and walked to the window, peering at the parking lot where parents were already arriving with balloons. "What if we get caught?" "Then we improvise. I've prepared three escape routes. Route A is through the kitchen, Route B is through the janitor's closet, and Route C is through the front door while shouting 'surprise' and pretending we're late." "That's not an escape route, that's a hostage situation." "It's psychological warfare. They'll be so confused they won't know what hit them." Molly pulled a duffel bag from under the table and began packing it with rope, a grappling hook, and what appeared to be a smoke bomb. "You brought the getaway car?" "Uh. My cousin's minivan. It has a dent." "Perfect. Children love dents. It's relatable." Bill sat back down, suddenly serious. "Molly. The presents. Are we sure about this? These are kids, man. Little kids. With their whole lives ahead of them." Molly paused, her hand on the smoke bomb. "Bill. Do you know what happens to those presents? They get opened. They get played with. Eventually they get forgotten in a closet, replaced by newer, shinier things. But if we take them now, while they're fresh, while they're full of potential—" "Potential?" "—we can sell them at full market value. Before the depreciation hits. Before the batteries die. Before the magic fades." Bill was quiet for a long moment. Then he nodded slowly. "You're right. Someone has to think about the resale value." "Exactly. We're not thieves, Bill. We're curators of childhood. We're preserving these toys in their prime, finding them new homes with collectors who will appreciate them." "And the money?" "Goes to the fund. The Molly and Bill Foundation for Underprivileged Heisters." Bill extended his hand. "Partners?" Molly shook it. "Partners." Outside, a child began to cry. Somewhere, Bartholomew the Magnificent was probably setting up his props. "One more thing," Bill said, grabbing his jacket. "If we get caught, I'm blaming you for the clown thing." "Deal. But if we succeed, you're buying me dinner at that place with the breadsticks." "Only if you promise not to steal the breadsticks." "Baby steps, Bill. Baby steps."