Run: 2026-10-07-01M4AT30X5YPZ3Y2BZCS5J0PHZ

"Alright, Bill, we’re hitting the Johnson’s birthday bash at three. Kids’ll be sugar-crazed, parents distracted—perfect chaos." "Chaos? More like a warzone. Last time I saw that many five-year-olds, one bit me." "Focus. You take the gift table, I’ll handle the piñata. It’s basically a vault full of candy and cash." "Piñata? You’re gonna whack it open in front of everyone?" "With a baseball bat. I’ll look like a fun aunt." "And the presents?" "Fake a sneeze, knock over the table, grab and run. Classic." "Classic? That’s your plan? I feel like we’re the idiots here." "Better than your last idea—dressing as clowns." "Hey, clowns are terrifying. No one questions a terrified kid." "Except the one screaming because you stole his Lego set." "Details. So, sneeze and smash?" "Sneeze, smash, and sprint. And Bill?" "Yeah?" "Don’t eat the evidence this time." "No promises."