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The dim glow of a flickering streetlamp cast long shadows across the alley where Molly and Bill crouched behind a stack of discarded party decorations. The scent of stale confetti and balloon rubber hung in the air as Molly adjusted her black ski mask, the sequins she’d glued on for flair catching the light. “You sure this is the right house?” Bill whispered, squinting at the brightly lit windows where laughter and the tinny melody of a kazoo band spilled out. “Last time you said ‘easy score,’ we ended up in a retirement home stealing denture cream.” Molly smacked his arm. “That was one time. And we got away with a lifetime supply of prune juice, so don’t knock it.” She nodded toward the front yard, where a bounce house swayed with the weight of shrieking children. “Look at that place. It’s a goldmine. Every kid in there’s got a present under that tree, and parents too drunk on punch to notice a couple of Santa’s little helpers slipping in.” Bill scratched his chin, the duct tape holding his fake beard in place peeling slightly. “Alright, but we gotta be quick. Last thing I need is some six-year-old taking me down with a Nerf gun.” He patted his pockets. “You bring the distraction?” Molly grinned and pulled out a whoopee cushion the size of a dinner plate. “Classy, right? I figure we set this off near the cake table, cause a ruckus, and while everyone’s laughing or crying, we grab the loot.” “Or we get caught because you’re still giggling like a maniac.” Bill sighed. “Fine. But if we go down, I’m telling the cops you masterminded this.” “Oh, please. You’re the one who suggested we dress as clowns.” Molly adjusted her oversized polka-dot bowtie. “Besides, what’s the worst that could happen? A time-out?” Bill opened his mouth to retort, but a sudden crash from inside the house—a tower of plastic cups toppling—made them both freeze. A child’s voice rose above the chaos. “Mom! Danny’s eating the glitter!” Molly’s eyes gleamed. “That’s our cue. Glitter’s the ultimate distraction. Move.” They crept toward the back door, Bill muttering under his breath. “I still think we should’ve hit the bank.” “Banks have vaults. Kids have… whatever this is.” Molly gestured vaguely at the chaos beyond the window. “Now shut up and hand me that whoopee cushion.”