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Molly crouched behind the inflatable bounce house, her tactical balaclava itching something fierce. She gripped the stolen party invitation, still damp with morning dew. The latex surface bounced ominously with every giggle from inside. She hissed, adjusting her utility belt with shaking hands. "Bill, you said the security was going to be light. That it would be easy." Bill adjusted his clown nose, which kept sliding down his sweaty forehead despite the surgical tape. He wiped his palms on his cargo pants, leaving streaks of neon face paint. He whispered back. "It's a kid's party, Molly. What's the worst? A juice box? Maybe a stern talking-to from a parent?" Molly replied, her voice trembling. "Judgment. Permanent, soul-crushing judgment from children who understand morality better than we do." She peeked around the corner. A dozen kids were debating whether dinosaurs or unicorns would win in a cage match. Three wore homemade capes. Two had face paint like war paint. One was definitely eating glitter, his eyes wide and manic. Bill said, consulting a crumpled napkin with a hand-drawn map. "The window is upstairs. We rappel down, grab the gift table, and vanish before the cake arrives." Molly asked, already imagining her police mugshot displayed next to a photo of her holding a Dora the Explorer backpack. "And if we get caught?" Bill grinned, revealing his gold tooth. "We claim we're the surprise entertainment. I'll juggle chainsaws." Molly rubbed her temples. She watched a child in a superhero cape negotiate a juice box trade using actual contract law. "Bill, you can't juggle. You dropped a bowling ball on your foot last Tuesday and cried." Bill countered, puffing out his chest. "Strategic misdirection. Look at that Lego set. Limited edition. Worth a fortune." Molly sighed, checking her watch. "It's for a child, Bill. One who believes in Santa." Bill whispered, his eyes gleaming. "One who doesn't deserve it. We're redistributing wealth, Molly. Robin Hood style." Molly said, checking her watch again. "The window's locked. It has a child safety latch." Bill said proudly, producing a set carved from butter. "I brought lockpicks." Molly observed. "Those are cheese-flavored." Bill insisted. "They're artisanal." Outside, the children sang Happy Birthday in terrifying harmony. Molly felt her resolve weakening. "Bill, one made eye contact. He knows. He definitely knows we're here." Bill said, patting her shoulder. "He's seven. He thinks we're the depressed clown assistants." Molly protested. "We're not dressed as clowns." Bill declared, straightening his shoelace tie. "We're conceptual artists. Trust the plan, Molly. In five minutes we're rich, in ten we're legends, in fifteen we're explaining to an angry mother why we have her son's cards." Molly looked at the presents. The wrapping paper was cheerful. "Fine. But if anyone offers cake, we take it. Non-negotiable." Bill said, extending a gloved hand. "Deal. To ill-gotten gains." Molly corrected, shaking it. She watched a child backflip onto unattended juice boxes. "To terrible decisions." Bill whispered, checking his watch. "There's only one winner in this scenario. Us. Or possibly the kid with the glitter. He seems unhinged." Molly agreed. "He looked scary."