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Molly unfolded the map. "The party starts at two." "Right by the piñata," Bill said. "I'm going in as Uncle Herb." "The name tag says 'Herb the Entertainer.'" Molly laughed. "And I'll be the magician's assistant." "Parents watch the kids, not us." "The presents are stacked by the cake table," Bill tapped. "Twenty-seven kids means twenty-seven presents." "Exactly why we do this. While they're distracted, we slip into the dining room." "Should we wear party hats?" Bill asked. "Absolutely. Nothing says 'not suspicious' like a glittery cone while you're stuffing a minivan with Nerf guns." "What about security?" "The only security is a dad with a phone and a juice box. He'll be too busy texting to notice us." "What if a kid asks for a magic trick?" "Do the disappearing act with their bicycle. We move at 2:15." "Don't forget the getaway car is disguised as an ice cream truck." "Perfect. I've always wanted to drive one." "Just don't play the song. It attracts actual children." "Let's steal some childhood." "Let's steal the presents. The childhood trauma comes later." "Should we bring bags?" "Bring a truck."