Run: 2026-10-07-01M4AVTCGGHZTA48H7905F0MC9

"Alright, Bill, we’re really doing this? A kids’ party?" "Molly, where else are you gonna find a room full of unguarded loot? These parents drop hundreds on LEGO sets and iPads." "But it’s a *clown* party. I hate clowns." "Then don’t look at them. Focus on the prize. We go in as caterers, swap the cake for a decoy, and—" "And what? Fight off a horde of sugar-crazed five-year-olds?" "Distract them. You’re good at that." "Last time I distracted someone, I ended up in a police lineup." "Yeah, but you looked great in the mugshot. Come on, it’s easy. We grab the presents, slip out the back—" "—before the piñata explodes and we’re buried in candy." "Exactly. Worst case, we make a run for it with a handful of toy cars." "Toy cars? Bill, I have standards." "Fine. The PlayStation under the tree it is. But if we get caught, you’re taking the blame." "Why me?" "Because you’re the one who said, ‘How hard can stealing from kids be?’"