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"We're really doing this?" Bill whispered, crouched behind the bouncy castle. "Shh. The clown's looking." "That's a balloon animal, Molly." "A suspicious one. The plan: you distract the kids, I grab the presents." "How do I distract thirty children?" "Juggle." "I can't juggle." "Neither can they. Five-year-olds have no standards, Bill." "Why are you wearing a tiara?" "It's a disguise. I'm the princess entertainer." "You're sixty-three." "Princesses age, Molly. It's called realism. Where's the getaway car?" "Parked between the minivans. Blend in, remember? We're just two normal adults at a party with no child." "Should we have brought a decoy child?" "And split the take three ways? Absolutely not. Those Lego sets are worth a fortune." "What if one of them bites me? Last time—" "That was a dog." "A small, child-sized dog. What about the piñata?" "Leave it. Candy's small-time. Whose party is this anyway?" "Some kid named Jayden. Rich parents, judging by the wrapping paper." "We're robbing a six-year-old." "He'll recover. Therapy exists. Grand theft is forever. Molly?" "What?" "The clown is looking now. The real one." "Run, Bill. Run like the wind."