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Molly spread the birthday invitation across the kitchen table while Bill leaned over her shoulder eating cereal from the box and frowning at the glitter. "Okay, listen carefully because this is the most professional job we have ever attempted and I need you fully focused," she said. "I am focused. I am also confused because this invitation has a unicorn wearing sunglasses and it says Timmy turns six on Saturday." "Exactly. Six year olds get expensive presents now. Tablets, games, bikes, those robot dogs that bark in Spanish. We go in, we take everything." "We are stealing from a six year old? That feels spiritually expensive, Molly." "We are redistributing joy from a child who has too much joy to two adults who have almost none." "That is a beautiful speech for court." Bill poured cereal onto the invitation. Molly brushed it off and pointed at the address. "Party starts at two. Parents arrive, drop presents on the gift table, then wander outside for lemonade and polite lies about parenting. That table is unattended for at least nine minutes." "Nine minutes to steal an entire mountain of toys while thirty children scream near a bouncy castle? That sounds less like a heist and more like volunteering for trauma." "Hence the disguises. You will be Bubbles the Clown. I will be your glamorous assistant, Sparkles." "Absolutely not. Last time I wore clown makeup, a goose followed me home and the makeup stayed on during my driving test." "This time is different. This clown carries a suspiciously enormous sack labeled balloon animals but actually contains stolen Lego sets." "Children will demand balloon animals. I can only make a snake, a worm, and a disappointing sausage." "Perfect. Make sausages quickly, distract them, smile through the existential dread, and drift toward the presents like a cheerful fog." "What will you do while I fog?" "I manage logistics, timing, escape routes, and the getaway tricycle if our car gets blocked by a minivan." "A tricycle cannot carry a bike, Molly. That is basic physics and also basic tricycle." She unfolded a map drawn in crayon. "Then we prioritize. Small boxes first, envelopes definitely, anything that rattles expensively second, and absolutely nothing homemade unless it looks accidentally valuable." "What about the birthday cake situation? Because if I am near cake, my moral compass melts." "No cake. Cake slows the clown. Cake creates evidence. Cake leaves frosting fingerprints on justice." Molly rolled the map, handed Bill a red nose, and watched him practice his saddest balloon sausage beside the sink. Outside, rain polished the street, their battered car coughed awake, and somewhere across town Timmy slept unaware that Saturday would bring clowns, chaos, missing robots, and two thieves arguing behind a bouncy castle. Parents would applaud what they assumed was committed entertainment, while Molly timed exits and Bill rehearsed smiling without looking like a haunted garden statue come alive. Then Bill sneezed, honked the nose, dropped his cereal, and stepped into the refrigerator door with tragic grace.