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Molly and Bill crouched behind a hedge outside the brightest birthday house on Maple Street, watching balloons bob in wind. “Bill, we go in through the kitchen, grab every wrapped box, and vanish before the cake candles are even lit.” “Molly, that kitchen has a grandmother, three aunts, and a suspicious golden retriever guarding the lemonade like buried treasure.” “Then we distract them with your emergency clown costume, honk twice, and create glorious, screaming, confetti-covered chaos across the lawn.” “Last time I wore that costume, a toddler glued my shoe, stole my nose, and demanded balloon animals forever.” “Exactly, you tragic hero, while they mob you, I slip inside, empty the present table, and wheel everything out.” “With what, our getaway wagon that squeaks louder than a haunted accordion every time it rolls over one pebble?” “We oil it, disguise it as a pony, and tell anyone curious it delivers hay, happiness, and completely legal gifts.” “Brilliant, until birthday boy Timmy follows us home, adopts the wagon, and blackmails us for weekly cookies and juice.” “Then Timmy gets cookies, we get presents, you survive clown duty, and nobody calls police because adults hate admitting defeat.” “Fine, hand me the nose.”