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Molly spread the pilfered birthday invitation across the motel table while Bill ate frosting straight from the tub with a screwdriver, both of them studying their crayon map of the Parker backyard like generals before a very small war. “Okay,” Molly said, “Timmy Parker, age seven, party starts at two, forty guests, and a mountain of presents guarded only by exhausted parents and one clown with a limp.” “That clown is the real threat,” Bill said. “Clowns see everything. They honk once for danger, twice for cake, three times we run.” “He is sixty-eight and makes balloon swords,” Molly said. “Our cover is simple. You are Uncle Pickles, professional magician. I am your lovely assistant, Aunt Pickles.” “Why do we share a surname?” “Because we are married in the Pickles family act.” “Do married magicians steal better?” “Statistically, yes. People trust a couple who can survive sawing each other in half.” Molly tapped the map, where she had drawn the bounce house, the snack table, and a skull over the clown. “We enter through the side gate at two fifteen, during Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Everyone is blindfolded, screaming, and facing a fence. It is perfect.” “What about the donkey?” “It is cardboard.” “That is what the last crew said before Portugal.” “Bill, focus. While you perform magic, I wheel the present table into the kitchen, load everything into laundry hampers, and roll them to the van.” “I do not know magic.” “You know lying.” “Fair. What tricks?” “Pull a rabbit from a hat.” “We do not have a rabbit.” “Then pull a ferret from a hat.” “We do not have a ferret either, Molly.” Bill licked the screwdriver thoughtfully while Molly pulled two thrift store costumes from a duffel bag, one sequined vest and one magician’s coat smelling faintly of mothballs and soup. “Then improvise. Card tricks, coin tricks, disappearing uncle tricks.” “Disappearing uncle is just me leaving.” “Exactly. At three o’clock, the piñata drops. That is our signal. Confetti, candy, blind panic. You vanish, I vanish, the presents vanish.” “What if Timmy cries?” “He will not get the presents anyway. His parents return half of them and buy patio furniture.” “How do you know?” “I read their registry. Also their mail.” “Molly.” “Planning is my love language.” “What is the haul, realistically?” “Two gaming consoles, six Lego castles, a telescope, nine gift cards, and one envelope from Grandma Ruth containing serious cash.” “How serious?” “New tires serious.” “Used van serious?” “Do not dream too small, Bill.” Outside, their getaway van coughed like it was apologizing for its future involvement. Molly folded the invitation into her boot and zipped the duffel shut. “One more thing. No eating the cake.” “That rule hurts me.” “Last time you left a frosting mustache at the scene.” “It was evidence of joy.” “It was evidence, period. The police matched your dental imprint to a churro.” “Fine. No cake. What about pizza?” “One slice, no fingerprints in the cheese.” “You think of everything.” “That is why I am the brains.” “And I am?” “The brave, handsome distraction.” “Say handsome again into this balloon so I can keep it.” Molly stood, grabbed the duffel, and opened the motel door to the bright, innocent afternoon. “Focus, Pickles. At four, we are gone, rich, and halfway to Reno.”