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The abandoned bingo hall smelled of dust, lemonade, and previous failures, which made it perfect headquarters for Molly and Bill on Tuesday. Rain hammered the roof while Molly unrolled a crayon map of the Henderson house, complete with bouncy castle, snack table, backyard gate, and one suspiciously judgmental garden gnome. “We go in as clowns, grab the presents, and leave before cake.” Molly announced, tapping the map with a stolen sausage like a general preparing troops for an extremely small, glittery war. “Clowns terrify children, parents, and frankly me since the incident.” Bill shuddered inside his oversized shoes, which squeaked accusingly against the floor whenever he shifted, lied, breathed, or contemplated activity. “That is exactly why nobody will question two extra clowns carrying gifts.” Molly nodded approvingly, because confidence had always been her substitute for research, planning, morality, common sense, and any clown training. “They might question clowns carrying gifts away from the party, Molly.” Bill pointed at the drawing, where Molly had labeled the parents as slow witnesses and the birthday boy as management. “Then we say we are taking them to be professionally wrapped.” Molly shrugged with theatrical innocence she had practiced before mirrors, judges, traffic cameras, and one suspicious librarian in Des Moines. “They are already wrapped, that is the entire point of presents.” Bill stared at her, then at the presents drawn as golden rectangles radiating wealth, batteries, plastic dinosaurs, and noisy keyboards. “Fine, we are magical gift inspectors checking for boring educational toys.” Molly produced two badges made from cereal boxes, glitter glue, and the kind of optimism usually associated with doomed startups. “And if we find socks, we confiscate them for public safety?” Bill clipped his badge on upside down, nodded gravely, and looked like a man entrusted with confiscating joy for charity. “Exactly, nobody mourns socks, especially novelty socks with frogs wearing hats.” Molly beamed, delighted whenever Bill accidentally committed to a terrible plan before his survival instinct could file a formal objection. “What about security, meaning one dad filming everything on his phone?” Bill mimed filming them, then mimed being tackled by suburban fathers wearing cargo shorts, sandals, sunglasses, and championship barbecue confidence. “You distract him with balloon animals shaped like questionable life choices.” Molly handed him six balloons and a pump that wheezed like an accordion being interrogated about crimes committed during wartime. “My balloon dog looks like a sausage that survived something terrible.” Bill squeezed the pump experimentally, producing a shape that belonged in therapy, abstract art, or possibly a witness protection program. “Perfect, while everyone stares, I load the loot into the van.” Molly was packing rope, scissors, sacks, snacks, emergency cupcakes, and a getaway tricycle just in case the van failed them. “And the piñata?” Bill asked innocently, although his eyes lingered where the piñata hung above the patio like a colorful candy filled moon. “Leave it, monster.” Molly sighed, zipped the loot sack shut, and led Bill toward Saturday, destiny, humiliation, and cake they would never taste.