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"Molly, are you absolutely sure about this plan?" Bill asked, staring at the colorful invitation taped to the fridge. "I am absolutely sure, Bill, and stop asking me that every five minutes," Molly snapped, shoving a black duffel bag across the kitchen table. "We are stealing birthday presents from a seven-year-old named Timmy, in broad daylight, while thirty sugar-crazed children run around screaming," he said. "Exactly, Bill, because nobody suspects two respectable adults carrying gift bags at a birthday party, especially when one of them is wearing a clown nose," she replied. "I refuse to wear the clown nose again after what happened at the petting zoo last summer," Bill muttered. "You promised the goat an apology, you never delivered it, and frankly the nose made you look distinguished and mysterious," Molly said. "Distinguished clowns do not exist, Molly, and mysterious clowns get arrested faster than anyone else in this entire city," he argued. "Fine, skip the nose, wear the magician cape, wave a wand, and shout abracadabra while I load the presents into our van," she suggested. "The van with the giant painted words Bill and Molly Party Entertainment written across both sides in bright pink letters?" Bill asked. "Yes, that van, because hiding in plain sight is literally rule number one in every great heist manual ever written," Molly declared. "We have never read a heist manual, Molly, we learned everything from a podcast hosted by a man currently in prison," he reminded her. "Kevin has excellent advice, Bill, and his only mistake was robbing a police station during their annual family picnic," she said. "So our plan is walk in, smile, eat cake, distract children, grab presents, and run before anyone notices the gifts vanished?" Bill summarized. "Almost, but first you juggle three oranges, two cupcakes, and one very confused goldfish while I quietly empty the entire gift table," Molly explained. "Where exactly am I supposed to find a confused goldfish during a backyard birthday party on a Saturday afternoon?" he demanded. "Timmy has a fish tank in his bedroom, Bill, right beside the window we are using as our emergency escape route," she answered. "The escape route involving a rose bush, a trampoline, a neighbor's fence, and a dog named Biscuit who hates magicians?" Bill cried. "Biscuit hates everyone equally, Bill, so bring sausages, toss them left, run right, and pray he chooses breakfast over revenge," Molly advised. Bill stared at the cape, the sacks, the invitation, and Molly's alarmingly confident grin, wondering when his ordinary Saturday had become a criminal enterprise involving juggling, livestock trauma, trained deception, and a goldfish he had not yet met. Outside, balloons bobbed beyond the window, and distant children were already laughing. Molly zipped the duffel, checked her watch twice, grabbed the car keys, tossed Bill a sausage, and marched toward the door with the unstoppable determination of someone who had never once considered that balloons might have witnesses attached. "Ready for Timmy's unforgettable party, partner in crime?" Molly asked.