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The abandoned bakery smelled of yeast, dust, regret, and yesterday’s frosting. Rain tapped the cracked windows while distant traffic hissed beyond the alley. Molly spread the birthday invitation across a flour-dusted counter. Bill leaned closer, squinting suspiciously. "Right, Bill, listen carefully because I shall explain this once. Saturday, three o’clock, little Timmy Henderson turns seven, and every relative in town brings presents. We enter disguised, smile sweetly, endure chaos, locate the gift table, empty it completely, then vanish before cake." She tapped the address twice. "Molly, stealing children’s presents sounds morally questionable, operationally ridiculous, and honestly perfect. But how do we bypass parents, cameras, neighbors, and one extremely territorial grandmother? Also, what disguises convince anyone we belong at a seven-year-old’s party? I refuse the inflatable dinosaur costume again. It squeaked." Bill shuddered at the memory. "We arrive as entertainers, darling. You juggle, I perform magic, children scream approvingly, adults retreat toward coffee, and nobody watches the hallway. We wear matching sequined jackets, carry enormous equipment cases, and smile like beloved regional television personalities from nineteen eighty-seven." Molly produced two glittering jackets from beneath the counter. "Those jackets could guide ships through fog. Also, I cannot juggle. Last time, I hospitalized a mime, frightened three pigeons, and accidentally married two scarves together. Can I instead make balloon animals and take requests while looking tragically professional?" She considered him over her spectacles. "Balloon animals are acceptable, provided none resemble evidence. You distract everyone in the garden. I praise Timmy, compliment the decorations, ask where gifts go, then wheel our largest case beside the table. During musical statues, I load everything inside quietly." Bill lifted the empty equipment case and staggered. "This case weighs more than my conscience and several borrowed lawnmowers. Once filled with toys, trucks, electronics, books, and sentimental handmade disasters, it may require wheels, divine intervention, or a forklift disguised as grandpa. What exactly is our escape route, genius?" Molly unfolded a map drawn in crayon. "Through the kitchen, past the laundry, over the fence, into Mrs. Pembleton’s roses, then down the alley to our van. It is parked beneath the broken streetlight, painted blue, and labeled Barry’s Emergency Plumbing. Nobody questions plumbers. They fear eye contact." Bill nodded, then froze suddenly. "Wait. What about the birthday child spotting us, the inevitable dog, party games, parental interrogation, and your pathological need to monologue whenever holding stolen property? Also, children ask questions like tiny detectives wearing frosting. They notice everything except vegetables." "Then improvise, smile, offer cake, and never underestimate theatrical confidence, darling." Outside, thunder muttered. Molly folded the map, extinguished the lamp, and collected her lockpicks, gloves, ribbons, spare batteries, and emergency confetti. "Fine. Operation Gift Snatch begins Saturday, assuming sequins survive rain." Bill tried the jacket, immediately resembling a disco lighthouse. Molly laughed, then handed him three practice balloons and pointed sternly toward the door. Together they stepped into the wet alley, arguing cheerfully about getaway music while the bakery door swung shut behind them into complete, dripping darkness.