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"This is low, even for us," Molly said, eyeing the bouncy castle. "Presents are presents, Bill's rule number one." "Your rule number one is 'never wear a clown suit to a job.'" "And yet here we are, matching wigs." Molly checked the list. "Forty guests, one magician, unlimited juice boxes. We go in as entertainers." "Which one of us juggles?" "Neither. That's why you'll be the balloon artist." "Bill, I once made a balloon dog and it popped a child's glasses." "Perfect. Chaos is cover." She sighed. "Fine. The gift table's by the patio. I distract the parents with a quiz about property taxes, you sweep the presents into the piñata bag." "The donkey one?" "Nobody suspects a donkey." "What about the magician? He saw me steal a watch at the Henderson wedding." "That was a rabbit, Bill." "It had a watch, Molly." She pinched the bridge of her nose. "New plan. You create a diversion in the bouncy castle." "Define diversion." "Get stuck." "Done. I'm excellent at stuck." "And when we escape—" "Chimney." "They don't have a chimney." "Then we take one. Rule number two: always leave with more than you came for." "That's just stealing." "Exactly."