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Molly unrolled the blueprint across the hood of the car and weighed down the corners with a juice box, a slap bracelet, and a small plush giraffe. The whole thing was drawn in crayon, because the only person who could verify the Hendersons' floor plan was seven years old and charged by the fruit snack. Red yarn connected the back door to the gift table, and a green blob in the yard was labeled, in Molly's careful handwriting, DO NOT TRUST THE DOG. "Saturday, two p.m.," she said. "Forty to fifty wrapped presents, right here on the gift table." Bill squinted at the diagram. "What's this squiggly bit?" "Bouncy castle. Both an obstacle and an opportunity." "How is it an opportunity?" "Nobody guards gifts mid-bounce, Bill." He nodded slowly, the way he did when something was either brilliant or insane, which with Molly was usually both. They had robbed a casino, a yacht, and once, memorably, a locksmith's convention, but this was their first job where the security detail napped after lunch. Bill produced a notepad, because lists made crime feel responsible. "What's our cover?" "Clowns." "No." "Magicians?" "You lost my wallet doing magic." "Caterers, then. Nobody questions a caterer." Bill wrote it down in small, neat letters. "Getaway?" "Gerald's ice cream truck. Fifteen percent." "Fifteen? It plays Turkey in the Straw at half speed." "It was that or a hot air balloon, and you get nosebleeds." Gerald had a record, a chest freezer, and no questions, which made him practically family. Bill conceded the point with a grunt. Across the park, a jogger glanced at the crayon blueprint, the giraffe, and the two grown adults crouched over the hood like conspirators in a very low-stakes war room, and wisely kept jogging. Molly capped her crayon and fixed Bill with the look she reserved for jobs that were either foolproof or catastrophically stupid. History suggested it could be both before lunch. "One rule," she said. "We take the presents, not the cake." "Why not the cake? I like cake." "Stealing a kid's cake is how you end up in a documentary. We're thieves, Bill, not monsters." This was, Bill knew, the foundation of their entire professional reputation. Lines mattered. Lines kept you lovable. Cross them, and suddenly you were the villains in somebody's therapy session. "The kid's name is Tyler," Molly added. "He's turning eight." Bill checked his watch. "Forty-eight hours. You think we're ready?" Molly surveyed the crayon blueprint, the giraffe paperweight, and the man beside her who had once been arrested mid-juggle at a birthday party he wasn't even robbing. "Ready as ever. Grab the gifts, smile at the parents, and if anyone asks, we're with the balloon company." "There's no balloon company." "There is now. I had cards made." Bill shook his head, but he was smiling as he tucked the notepad away. Somewhere across town, a small mountain of presents sat wrapped and waiting in shiny paper, and come Saturday afternoon, Tyler Henderson was going to have a very memorable eighth birthday. Just not for the reasons his parents had planned.