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The rusted delivery van smelled strongly of stale donuts and flop sweat. Molly spread the blueprints—which were actually a brightly colored flyer for Barnaby’s Bounce Castle Emporium—across the dashboard. Beside her, Bill was struggling to inflate a purple balloon dog, his face turning a concerning shade of magenta. "Focus, Bill, we have a ten-minute window between the magician’s rabbit trick and the cutting of the Ice Queen cake," Molly said, tapping a glittery sticker on the flyer. "That’s when the sugar crash hits the sentries and the parents retreat to the patio for illicit Pinot Grigio." Bill let the balloon squeak into deflation. "I still say we’re out of our league, Moll. These aren't sleepy museum guards. These are seven-year-olds hopped up on fruit punch. Have you ever looked into the eyes of a toddler denied a piñata bat? It’s pure chaos." "We aren't there for the candy, you idiot, we’re hitting the gift table," she snapped, adjusting her fake handlebar mustache. "Little Timmy’s dad is a hedge fund manager. We aren't talking plastic dinosaurs here. We’re talking next-gen consoles, limited-edition building blocks, and cold, hard gift cards. It’s a goldmine wrapped in paw-print paper." Bill sighed, pulling a floppy rainbow wig over his receding hairline. He looked less like a cheerful entertainer and more like a man who had lost a bet with a circus. He checked his reflection in the cracked rearview mirror and winced at the oversized red nose balanced precariously on his face. "Why do I have to be Bozo the Distraction while you get to be the stealthy catering staff?" he grumbled, adjusting his polka-dot bowtie. "Last time I wore oversized shoes, I tripped over a Chihuahua and broke my collarbone." "Because my criminal record doesn't include an incident with a mime in Montreal, and besides, you have a naturally tragic face that children find hilarious," Molly replied smoothly, loading a black duffel bag with industrial-strength duct tape and a roll of giant trash bags. "Now, review the extraction protocol." Bill counted on his white-gloved fingers. "Right. I go in through the bouncy castle perimeter. I trip over my own feet, make a giraffe out of a latex tube, and lure the tiny sociopaths away from the pavilion. Then you back the van up to the shrubbery." "Precisely," Molly grinned, the adhesive on her mustache tickling her upper lip. "While they’re pelting you with juice boxes, I sweep the loot table into the laundry cart. Three minutes, in and out. No tears, no time-outs, no witnesses." Outside the windshield, a minivan screeched into the parking lot, disgorging four screaming children dressed as miniature pirates. One of them immediately swung a foam cutlass at his mother’s shins. Bill watched the carnage unfold, his stomach doing a slow, terrified flip. "If they bite my ankles, Molly, I’m singing like a canary to the cops," Bill whimpered, reaching for the door handle with a trembling hand. "I don't do well in juvenile detention." "Just honk your nose and pray for mercy, partner," she whispered, firing up the engine. "It’s showtime."