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Molly adjusted her ski mask in the rearview mirror, frowning at the frayed yarn around the mouth hole. Beside her, Bill nervously tapped a plastic novelty wand against the dashboard of their rusted sedan. Through the windshield, a sprawling suburban mansion loomed, its manicured lawn currently overrun by screaming six-year-olds and a terrifyingly large inflatable castle. "Tell me again why we aren't hitting the credit union on Fifth?" Bill asked, squinting at a rogue balloon drifting into the stratosphere. "A bank has predictable security guards, Molly. That lawn has thirty feral children jacked up on blue frosting and juice boxes. We are walking into a massacre." "Because the credit union has dye packs, Bill, and little Bartholomew’s sixth birthday party has zero armed guards and an estimated twelve thousand dollars in untraceable, high-end electronics," Molly replied smoothly. She unrolled a stolen floral napkin across the center console, revealing a crudely drawn blueprint in purple crayon. "Look at the layout. The gift table is situated right next to the patio doors, completely unguarded while the magician performs at two o'clock." "Wait a minute, is that my purple crayon?" Bill demanded. "I was saving that to color my court-mandated anger management workbook. And how do you know they’re high-end electronics? Six-year-olds ask for plastic dinosaurs and buckets of slime, Molly. I am not doing five-to-ten at State Penn for three tubs of glitter putty and a speak-and-spell." "These are Bel-Air toddlers, you absolute turnip," she snapped, smacking his shoulder. "Their gift registry is hosted at Best Buy and Bloomingdale's. We are talking brand new tablets, miniature electric sports cars, maybe even a commemorative gold bullion coin from a confused, wealthy grandfather who lost his glasses. The resale value on the dark web is astronomical, and there are no serial numbers tracked by the feds on a PlayStation wrapped in Paw Patrol paper." Bill sighed, adjusting his oversized bow tie. "Fine, your logic is terrifyingly sound, as usual. So what’s our infiltration strategy here? Do I pull the fire alarm, or are we throwing smoke bombs directly into the bounce house?" "Neither, you psychopath, we are blending in as the hired entertainment," Molly said, reaching into the backseat. She shoved a tangled rainbow wig into his chest. "Put the wig on, grab the balloon pump, and remember that you are Barnaby the Magnificent, master of whimsy and distraction. While you keep the mothers mesmerized with your pathetic balloon poodles, I’ll back the catering van up to the hedges and load the loot into the empty warming trays." "I only know how to make balloon snakes, and sometimes they look dangerously inappropriate," Bill whined, pulling the scratchy synthetic curls over his balding head. "If a suburban mom named Brenda asks me for a giraffe, I’m going to panic, Molly, I swear I will crack under the pressure." "Just twist two sausages together, hand it to the nearest crying kid, and mutter something deeply philosophical about modern art," she ordered, kicking open the rusty car door. "Synchronize your novelty Mickey Mouse watch, Barnaby, because it is officially showtime."