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Molly slapped a brightly colored blueprint onto the sticky kitchen table, narrowly missing a half-eaten bowl of generic cereal. It wasn’t actually a blueprint; it was a Paw Patrol invitation taped to a satellite printout of a suburban cul-de-sac. Bill squinted at it through his thick spectacles, rubbing the gray stubble on his chin as he adjusted his fingerless burglar gloves. The target was Fort Knox, if Fort Knox was covered in pastel streamers and guarded by hopped-up seven-year-olds. Little Timmy Harrison was turning eight, and his father was a regional manager for a mid-sized logistics firm, which in suburban terms meant the gift table was going to be an absolute goldmine of high-end plastic and untraceable gift cards. "Look at the perimeter," Molly said, tapping a pink crayon circle with a manicured fingernail. "Bouncy castle on the west lawn, petting zoo by the patio. The gift table is right in the gazebo." Bill adjusted his glasses, frowning deeply. "What about security? Are we talking hired muscle, or just heavily caffeinated soccer moms?" "Worse," Molly replied grimly. "They hired Bozo the Great. He twists balloon animals with lethal speed, and rumor has it he carries a tactical squirt flower." Bill shuddered visibly, pulling his faded leather jacket tighter around his shoulders. They were career criminals, usually focusing on boostable electronics or poorly guarded charity auctions, not suburban backyards. However, the winter had been brutal on their finances, and desperate times called for desperate felonies. A mountain of Lego sets had a surprisingly high street value on the dark web, and there was zero chance of inked bills inside a birthday card from a doting grandmother. Molly unrolled a secondary scroll of butcher paper, revealing two brightly colored costumes she had clearly stolen from a local community theater's dumpster. The smell of mothballs and stale face paint instantly filled the small, dingy apartment, making Bill gag slightly. "Tell me we aren't wearing those," Bill groaned, backing away from the table with his hands raised in surrender. "I have a strict policy against polka dots, Molly. It ruins my street cred." "You don't have street cred, Bill, you have a minivan with a sticky sliding door," she snapped, tossing a neon green wig directly at his chest. "We blend in as the secondary entertainment, wait for the piñata distraction at fourteen-hundred hours, and sweep the gazebo." He caught the synthetic hairpiece, holding it by two fingers as if it were a dead rodent. "And the getaway? A dozen eight-year-olds on a sugar rush can outrun your civic easily." "That's why we grease the slip-and-slide to create a choke point," Molly said, a wicked grin spreading across her face. "We grab the Lego sets, stuff the envelopes in the oversized clown shoes, and vanish into the hedge maze before the cake is even cut." Bill sighed, pulling the itchy neon wig over his balding head and checking his reflection in the toaster. For a fifty percent cut of the Barnes and Noble gift cards, he supposed he could swallow his pride one more time. He grabbed a handful of brightly colored juggling balls from the counter and shoved them into his pockets, mentally preparing himself for the most ridiculous score of their mediocre careers.