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Molly held up a party hat. "Bill, we cannot be the only adults at a unicorn birthday party who aren't somebody's parent." "We're the entertainment, Molly. The magician cancelled." "Your magic trick is a crowbar and a fake moustache." "It's misdirection. While I pull a coin from a toddler's ear, you bag the presents." "Which presents? There's a mountain of them by the bouncy castle." "Prioritise the big boxes. Kids don't care about socks." "What if a child sees us?" "I'll distract them with balloon animals." "You can't make balloon animals." "I can make balloon swords. Chaos is a distraction." "Bill, chaos is not a plan." "Fine. You do the princess story. I'll hit the gift table." "Last time you told a story, three children cried and one asked for a lawyer." "That was a misunderstanding. This time I'll say the dragon apologises." "And the parents?" "We tell them we're from the council. Nobody questions a lanyard." "Do we have lanyards?" "We have a stapler and confidence." "Confidence won't fit in the getaway van." "It will if we leave the bouncy castle." "Molly, that's kidnapping." "It's inflatable. It's fine." Bill adjusted his fake moustache and checked the van keys.