Run: 2026-10-20-01M5C6NAWTTB932C9VW8J0XDTW

"Bill, stop hyperventilating. It's a sixth-birthday party, not the Crown Jewels." "That's exactly what worries me, Molly. The Crown Jewels don't have a bouncy castle and thirty sugar-crazed witnesses." "We go in as entertainment. You juggle, I distract the parents, then we sweep the gift table." "Juggle what? I can't juggle. Last time I juggled eggs, the chickens filed a complaint." "Fine. You're a magician. Pull a rabbit from a hat." "I don't have a rabbit. I have a suspiciously quiet duffel bag." "Bill. We discussed the duffel bag." "It's for presents, Molly. We're stealing presents. It's thematically consistent." "The theme is subtlety. You'll wear the clown suit, smile, and say 'happy birthday' while I replace the gift pile with wrapped bricks." "Bricks? What if a kid opens one?" "Then they learn about inflation." "And the parents?" "I'll start a conga line. Parents love conga lines. It's the law." "What about the birthday kid?" "We give him a decoy present. A really good one. A pony." "A pony isn't a decoy, Molly. A pony is a felony." "Okay, a hamster. A felony-ish hamster." "Insane is efficient branding. Magic words?" "Abracadabra?" "No. 'Sorry we're late, the clown got stuck in traffic.'"