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"Okay, Bill, the clown gets the kids to the piñata at two, so we’ve got six minutes." "That’s four minutes to snatch the presents and two to argue about who took the unicorn," Bill said. "I’m not arguing. I’m establishing custody." "Fine. You take the wrapped boxes, I’ll take the gift bags." "Why do you get gift bags?" "Because they’re lighter, and you owe me for the hamster incident." "We agreed never to mention the hamster." "Then stop making sense. The back door’s by the cake table?" "Yes, but the birthday kid’s mom guards it like a dragon with a clipboard." "So we go through the bouncy castle." "It’s inflatable, Bill." "Exactly. No one suspects a tactical bounce." "Roll call: masks, sacks, distraction?" "I brought a kazoo." "A kazoo?" "It’s terrifying in the right hands." "Your hands aren’t right. Give it here." "Careful, Molly. That’s our retirement plan." "No, that’s a plastic horn. The retirement plan is the princess castle box." "Then let’s go steal childhood joy." "Also, if a toddler asks what we’re doing, we’re magicians." "Bad magicians." "Method actors." "Finally, a noble cause," Molly said.