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Molly unfolded the birthday party invitation across the hood of the getaway car, which was currently a borrowed ice-cream van with a suspiciously cheerful clown painted on the side. Bill leaned in, holding a pencil and the expression of a man who had once been banned from a bouncy castle for strategic reasons. “Right,” Molly said, tapping the map. “The party starts at two. Thirty kids, two exhausted parents, one magician who smells like a pub carpet. We go in as entertainment.” “We are not magicians,” Bill said. “We’re thieves. Close enough. We do a trick, they clap, we steal the presents.” “What trick?” “You pull a rabbit out of a hat.” “We don’t have a rabbit.” “We have a frozen chicken.” Bill wrote that down, then crossed it out. “I don’t think the children will accept a chicken.” “Children accept anything if you say it loudly and add glitter,” Molly said. “The real problem is the present table. It’s near the back door, beside the cake. Cake is our distraction.” “You’re going to throw cake?” “No, Bill, I’m going to drop a lit sparkler into the cake and shout ‘Look at the magic cake!’ Then you grab the presents.” “How many presents?” “All of them.” “That’s forty-seven wrapped boxes, Molly.” “Forty-eight. The big one’s a bicycle. We take the bicycle.” Bill rubbed his temples. “And how do we get forty-eight presents into an ice-cream van without anyone noticing?” “We do it in three trips. You wear the clown suit. Nobody questions a clown carrying presents.” “Nobody questions a clown carrying one present. A clown carrying sixteen presents looks like a divorce.” Molly considered this. “Fine. We use the magician’s trunk.” “The magician will notice.” “Not if we lock him in the bouncy castle. It’s a very absorbent prison.” Bill stared at her. “You’ve thought about this.” “I’ve thought about everything. The kids will be eating cake, the parents will be filming each other, and the magician will be bouncing gently and questioning his career.” “What about the birthday child?” Molly winced. “We leave one present. The smallest one. Maybe a pencil case.” “That’s generous.” “We’re not monsters, Bill. We’re thieves with a moral floor.” Bill sighed and folded the invitation. “One more thing. What if the clown suit smells?” “It already smells. That’s why it’s a disguise. Nobody looks closely at a clown who smells like regret.” He nodded slowly. “And the chicken?” “The chicken stays in the van. We’re professionals.”