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Molly spread the blueprint across the steering wheel and weighed it down with two cold sausages. Bill leaned closer, impressed despite himself. The blueprint was a paper napkin. The sausages were their lunch. "Right," Molly said. "At noon, the clown starts his act. Every adult will pretend to laugh. Every child will scream. That's when we go through the side gate." "Why is there a drawing of a skull?" "That's a jelly mould." "And the arrows?" "Us, avoiding the bouncy castle." Bill nodded gravely. Outside, bunting snapped above the target garden. A banner read HAPPY SIXTH BIRTHDAY, TOMMY. Beneath it, a pile of presents glittered like a dragon's hoard, assuming dragons preferred dinosaur wrapping paper. "I still think we should tunnel," Bill said. "You tunnelled into my allotment last week." "I found carrots." "You found my husband." Molly tapped the napkin. "You wear the magician costume. I carry the empty sack. We cross the patio during musical statues. Nobody notices dancing magicians." "Won't that look suspicious?" "Not if we freeze whenever the music stops." "What if the music keeps stopping?" "Then we commit to a very slow robbery." Bill considered this, scratching his false beard. A rabbit peered out of his hat, bit the brim, and withdrew. "Where did you get the rabbit?" "It came with the costume." "What's the rabbit's job?" "Distraction." "What's my job?" "Carrying the rabbit." Molly folded the napkin into a neat square. "Once we reach the table, I grab the big boxes. You grab anything that rattles. No bikes, no drums, and absolutely nothing with a squeaker." "Why no squeakers?" "Because last time you got excited." Bill looked wounded. "That duck was cleverly concealed." Across the road, the garden gate opened. A woman in a paper crown began corralling children toward the patio. The clown emerged, tripped over his own shoes, and received a standing ovation from nobody. Molly checked her watch. "Ready?" Bill lifted the sack. The rabbit climbed in and looked profoundly disappointed. "One question," he said. "Why are we robbing six year olds?" "Because banks have alarms, casinos have cameras, and Tommy's grandmother bought him a solid gold whistle." Bill stared at her. "How do you know?" Molly held up Tommy's gift list. One item was underlined: solid gold whistle. "And if Tommy cries?" "We give him back the whistle," Molly said. "We're thieves, not monsters. Also, whistles are dreadful for getaway driving." Bill sighed. "Fine. But if we get caught, I'm your magician, not your boyfriend." "Agreed." "And if we escape?" "We split everything fifty fifty." The rabbit squeaked. Molly pointed at it. "He gets nothing." Bill saluted, swung the sack over his shoulder, and stepped out of the van. Molly followed, straightening her paper crown. Behind them, the rabbit's party popper banged loudly. They both jumped. Somewhere beyond the hedge, a child shouted that the magician had arrived, and Bill began walking with the tragic confidence of a man whose greatest illusion was remaining employed for more than six minutes.