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Molly flattened a crayon drawing of the Hendersons’ backyard on the kitchen table, then weighed down its corners with two spoons and a pink cupcake. “At three, the clown arrives. At four, we leave with every present, preferably before anyone asks why our getaway car still has a child lock.” Bill, who was wearing the party’s stolen invitation as a bib, frowned at the cupcake and then at the bouncy castle drawn beside the sandbox. “Why is the bouncy castle labeled ‘fortress’? And why are there tiny guards? Please tell me those aren’t toddlers with weapons. I do have standards.” Molly tapped the drawing with a spoon, leaving a brown smear across the fortress and most of Bill’s careful escape route through the neighboring rosebushes. “Those are guests, not guards. We distract them with your magic show, then I scoop up the loot while you make something unforgettable from balloons.” Bill brightened, reached into his coat, and produced a handkerchief, three doves, and a parking ticket dated the previous Tuesday afternoon. One dove coughed politely. “Finally, my talents are respected. What’s my cover? Dazzling David, Lord of Wonder, or a completely innocent uncle who keeps doves in his trousers again?” Molly slid him a paper bag. Inside were oversized shoes, a rainbow wig, and a badge reading ‘Binkles, Licensed Birthday Professional.’ The bag rustled ominously. “You’re Binkles. I’m your assistant, which means I carry the empty sack, check the present table, and absolutely don’t know any magic or dove emergencies.” Bill held up the wig at arm’s length, as if it might bite. Somewhere inside his coat, the doves began applauding. He ignored them pointedly. “Fine, but if a child asks for a dinosaur, I’m making a dinosaur. I won’t compromise my art merely because we’re committing felony adjacent crimes.” Molly checked her watch, then drew a route from the present table to the kitchen window using frosting and one dead daisy purely for scale. “I’ll carry the presents through here. You follow after cake, unless the clown challenges you, in which case we abandon the doves and run immediately.” From next door came the shriek of delighted children, followed by a tuba blast and the unmistakable thump of something enormous inflating behind the fence. “That’s our cue. Remember, we’re professionals. We don’t accept party bags, we don’t sign cards, and we never, under any circumstances, eat the birthday cake.” Molly grabbed the sack. Bill grabbed the cupcake. They argued silently over it until the back gate swung open with a squeak and a honk. “Put that back. We’re stealing toys, not baked goods. Also, your nose is on upside down, and one of your doves is escaping again, Bill.” A small girl in a pirate hat appeared, took one look at Binkles, and screamed with joy. Bill bowed. Molly sighed. The cupcake vanished mysteriously. “Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed. Molly, start with the big one. If it’s another ukulele, I’m keeping it as compensation for emotional damages.”