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“Molly, stealing birthday presents from children is morally questionable,” Bill said. “Bill, have you considered that the birthday boy is a hedge fund manager’s son and owns a pony?” Molly said. “The pony didn’t choose capitalism.” “Focus. The party starts at two. We enter disguised as entertainers.” “I can juggle.” “You dropped your toothbrush this morning.” “It was wet.” “Fine. You’re the clown. I’m the magician. I distract the parents while you load the presents into the van.” “What about the children?” “Balloon animals.” “I only know snakes.” “Then it’s a reptile-themed party.” “And the security guard?” “Also gets a snake.” “Suppose someone asks you to perform magic?” “I’ll make their presents disappear.” “That’s the crime, Molly, not a trick.” “Delivery is everything.” “What if the presents are labeled?” “We remove the labels.” “What if they’re for charity?” “We put the labels back.” “And then?” “We donate them.” “That’s not a heist.” “It is if we take the credit.” “Excellent. I’ll bring the van.” “And balloons.” “How many?” “Forty.” “That’s a lot of snakes.” “Make one enormous snake and tell them it’s shared custody.” “Can I at least keep the pony?” “No, Bill.” “The pony gets a snake, then.”