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Molly spread the party invitation across the table. Bill examined it while a balloon squeaked against the kitchen ceiling overhead. “Bill, the presents arrive at noon, beside the bouncy castle.” “Molly, security appears unusually tight. Is that a hired magician?” “Worse. He’s a dad who learned three tricks on YouTube.” “I’ll distract him by demanding he find my missing dignity.” “That could take hours. We need something much more efficient.” “Fine. I’ll release bees. Everyone knows magicians are allergic, right?” “No bees. We’re thieves, Bill, not villains in gardening catalogs.” “What if we disguise ourselves as the birthday boy’s grandparents?” “His actual grandparents will notice. They’re bringing the chocolate cake.” “Then we steal their identities, their cake, and their car.” “We’re stealing presents, Bill. Please respect the scope of work.” “We could hide everything inside a giant hollow birthday cake.” “And how do we remove a giant hollow birthday cake?” “We tell them it’s gluten, and they’ll panic and flee.” “Actually, the invitation says guests should bring presents for charity.” “Ah. That makes our plan sound rather less delightfully mischievous.” “Let’s deliver them instead. We can still wear our disguises.” “Excellent. I’ve always wanted to impersonate a giant birthday cake.”