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Molly spread the party invitation across Bill’s dashboard and tapped the clown’s face. “Molly, why are we robbing a five-year-old?” “Because, Bill, that five-year-old has forty presents, and we have bus fare.” “So my genius plan is trauma with a gift bow?” “My genius plan is catering. We enter carrying a cake, then nobody questions us.” “What if somebody questions the cake?” “Tell them it’s gluten-free. Adults flee. Children riot. We grab everything.” “That’s not a plan. That’s a weather warning.” “Fine. You distract the magician.” “How?” “Volunteer for his disappearing act.” “And you?” “I’ll be inside the bouncy castle, cutting my way into the present tent.” “And if the magician actually makes me disappear?” “Then you’ve done your part.” “Molly, these presents include socks, a puzzle, and something called Singing Grandpa.” “Singing Grandpa could be valuable.” “It could also be haunted.” “Bill, focus. We need a noble motive.” “Noble?” “We’re rescuing the birthday boy from materialism.” “By stealing his materials?” “Exactly. Now put on the clown nose.” “No.” “It’s bulletproof.” “It’s foam.” “Emotionally bulletproof. Besides, you need it for the getaway.” “We have a getaway?” “Of course. You’re driving.” “Why?” “Because I’ll be carrying Grandpa, and he gets carsick.”