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Molly spread the blueprint across the getaway tricycle. “Bill, why does the party have a moat?” “That’s a paddling pool.” “And the drawbridge?” “A slide.” “Fine. I’ll enter disguised as a magician. You’ll be my assistant.” “I’m not wearing the sequinned shorts.” “You complained about the clown shoes.” “They honked when I crept.” “Focus. At four, the birthday boy blows out the candles. At four-oh-one, you release the chickens.” “Why chickens?” “No reason. I’ve always wanted to release chickens.” “Then I grab the presents?” “Every present. Even the huge one shaped like a pony.” “That is a pony.” “Excellent. It can pull the tricycle.” “Molly, this plan has fourteen steps and six kinds of custard.” “Seven. You forgot the emergency custard.” “What’s step nine?” “Distract the parents by starting a conga line.” “And step ten?” “Steal the bouncy castle.” “It won’t fit in the tricycle.” “Not with that attitude.” “Perhaps I could just ask for party bags?” “Bill, we’re thieves, not savages. We leave the children their cake.” “Very noble.” “Besides, the cake is evidence.” “Of what?” “Lunch.” “Then why are you wearing a bib?” “Professional courtesy.” “Why is Gary driving?” “He works for cheese.” “Now synchronise our whoopee cushions.”