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Molly spread the birthday invitation across the kitchen table, weighting its corners with a spoon and three suspiciously expensive grapes. Bill studied the glittery map of the garden, where a red X marked the gift table. “We enter behind the magician, grab the presents, and disappear before cake,” said Molly. “What about the clown guarding the bouncy castle?” asked Bill. Molly tapped the invitation. The magician was her cousin, who owed her money and possessed the situational awareness of a decorative cabbage. Bill produced two disguises from a shopping bag: a paper crown and a pair of enormous yellow trousers. He held the crown against his head, then reconsidered and put it on a potato. The clown, Molly explained, was actually a cardboard cutout. Unfortunately, the birthday girl was real, seven years old, and reportedly terrifying. She had once made a pony apologize. Bill proposed a diversion involving balloons, a leaf blower, and the potato. Molly approved everything except the potato, which had already demonstrated leadership potential. At noon, they would infiltrate the garden, load every package into a laundry basket, and escape through the hedge. Then Molly noticed the invitation’s line: presents must be donated to the children’s hospital. She opened her wallet.