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Molly spread the party invitation across the table. Bill examined it, wearing the expression of a man studying military plans. “The presents arrive at noon. We strike during cake cutting.” “Excellent. Everyone knows children respect silence while cake is served.” “Sarcasm noted. You’ll distract them dressed as a friendly clown.” “I tried that once. The children formed a terrifying union.” “Then be a magician. Pull rabbits from your enormous sleeves.” “My sleeves are normal. My rabbits are simply very small.” “While you perform, I’ll empty the gift table into bags.” “All the presents? Even the one wrapped in dinosaur paper?” “Especially that one. Dinosaur paper suggests expensive dinosaurs hiding inside.” “What about the birthday child? Won’t they notice their absence?” “We’ll leave an apology and a coupon for future presents.” “That’s cruel. Coupons always expire before anyone remembers using them.” “Fine. We’ll replace everything with identical boxes full of confetti.” “That’s worse. You’ve met children, Molly. They have excellent memories.” “All right, Bill. We steal the presents, then return them.” “Why would we do that? We’re thieves, not postal workers.” “Because my mother is catering, and she knows our faces.” “Oh. In that case, we should steal her glasses first.”