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“Molly, the party has a bouncy castle, twelve children, and one extremely suspicious clown,” Bill said. “He’s not suspicious,” Molly said. “He’s the birthday boy’s uncle. Suspicion implies competence.” “Right. Our objective: all the presents. How do we get past the parents?” “Disguises. You’re a magician, and I’m your assistant.” “You want me to perform magic?” “No. Just announce a magic trick. Parents will immediately look at their phones.” “And the children?” “I’ll release a second cake.” “Release?” “It’s on wheels. Keep up.” “Then we grab the presents and run?” “Not so fast. We replace each box with an identical empty one.” “That seems unnecessarily cruel.” “Fine. We put vegetables inside.” “That’s worse.” “Fair. Socks, then.” “What about the guard dog?” “There isn’t one.” “There’s a sign.” “It says ‘Beware of Doug.’ He’s the clown.” “Why are we robbing a children’s party anyway?” “Because the presents contain the diamonds.” “All of them?” “Probably one. We’re stealing the rest to avoid looking obvious.” “Nothing says inconspicuous like two adults fleeing with a mountain of toys.” “Good point. We’ll take the cake too.” “Is that part of the plan?” “No. It’s chocolate.” “I knew there was a reason we became professional criminals.”