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Molly spread the birthday invitation across their sticky kitchen table. “The party starts at three. Bring your least suspicious mustache.” Bill examined his extensive mustache collection with grave professional concern. “Children recognize fake facial hair faster than trained detectives do.” Outside, a clown unloaded balloons beside the brightly decorated hall. “Then go clean shaven and pretend you’re the entertainment instead.” Bill dropped a rubber chicken into his battered canvas bag. “My comedy act once caused a grown magician to weep.” Molly circled the gift table on her carefully drawn map. “Excellent. While everyone cries, I’ll quietly remove every single present.” A sudden noise interrupted them as the invitation unfolded further. “Wait, it says this party is for underprivileged children, Molly.” Molly stared at the words and slowly uncircled the table. “Well, that makes our original plan seem somewhat morally complicated.” Bill retrieved the chicken, which squeaked like a disappointed conscience. “We could bring presents instead and steal their leftover cake.” Molly considered this revised scheme while the clown waved outside. “Only if we ask permission before stealing anything from anyone.” They packed gifts and rehearsed their least suspicious party smiles. “Fine, but permission really takes the glamour out of crime.”