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The blueprint was a paper placemat from Captain Cod’s Fish Bar, and Molly had drawn the bouncy castle too large. “It dominates the whole east wing,” Bill whispered. “It dominates my soul. Focus.” They sat in a van outside 14 Primrose Villas, where seven-year-old Oliver Binks was celebrating his birthday with a jungle theme, a magician, and enough wrapping paper to camouflage a modest tank. Molly lowered her binoculars. Through the kitchen window she could see presents stacked beside a cake shaped like a lion. The lion appeared to be screaming. Bill unfolded a list. Their disguises hung behind him: two catering jackets, one clipboard, and a false moustache large enough to qualify for its own invitation. “We go in as entertainers, lift the presents, and leave during musical statues.” “Why statues?” “Nobody moves. Perfect getaway conditions.” Molly looked at him until he crossed out statues. She revised the plan. “You enter carrying a balloon giraffe, which is thirty-nine uninflated balloons and one bicycle pump. I follow with the cake box, empty except for sacks, tape, and emergency biscuits. At three o’clock, while the magician attempts to locate a volunteer’s dignity, we transfer the presents into the box and wheel it out through the side gate.” “What if the magician sees us?” “Offer him a biscuit.” “What if he wants two?” “Then we negotiate.” A shriek rose from the garden. Bill ducked, but it was only the bouncy castle accepting another child. On the lawn, a woman in a giraffe costume distributed party bags with the weary precision of a prison guard. Molly marked her position, then circled the paddling pool. “No crossing the lawn,” she said. “The grandmother’s watching.” Bill followed her finger. An old woman sat beside the sandbox, motionless except for her eyes, which tracked every adult with bright, financial suspicion. “She looks like security.” “She looks like she invented security.” At two fifty-eight, they put on their jackets. Bill’s moustache slid sideways immediately. Molly straightened it, checked the side gate, and found it locked. Beyond the gate, Oliver’s father began testing a karaoke machine. The first note scattered birds from three gardens. Molly smiled for the first time that afternoon. “Change of plan,” she said. “We go over the fence during ‘Happy Birthday.’ Nobody’ll hear the drill.” Bill stared at her. “We brought a drill?” She patted the cake box. Something inside it whirred, knocked twice, and started to smell of burning biscuits. From the house came a burst of applause. The front door opened. The magician backed out, bowing, while a rabbit climbed determinedly out of his trousers. Molly seized Bill’s sleeve. “Wait. New entrance.” “The rabbit?” “The trousers.” For one hopeful second, neither spoke. Then the bouncy castle exhaled, the lion cake slid onto the patio, and every child in the garden turned toward the van. Bill slowly raised the balloon giraffe. Somewhere behind them, the van’s radio began playing opera at a volume suitable for invasions and natural disasters. Molly sighed. “Start pumping.”