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“Molly, are we really robbing a children’s party?” Bill whispered. “Not robbing. Reallocating. Those presents are dangerously concentrated.” “Behind the cake?” “Behind the inflatable castle. Security consists of a clown, two exhausted parents, and a Labrador with an impressive hat.” “The dog’s wearing a hat?” “No, Bill. The clown is. Focus.” “What’s the plan?” “You arrive dressed as a magician. I’ll pose as your assistant.” “I don’t know any magic.” “You once made my rent money disappear.” “That was budgeting.” “While you distract everyone, I’ll carry the presents out in a sack.” “Won’t a sack look suspicious?” “Not if it says PARTY SUPPLIES.” “What if they ask where we’re taking them?” “Tell them the presents are being professionally fluffed.” “Can presents be fluffed?” “Neither can your hair, but you keep trying.” “And the dog?” “I’ve packed biscuits.” “For the dog?” “For me. You’ll negotiate with the dog.” “Suppose a child catches us?” “Then deploy the emergency balloon animals.” “I can only make snakes.” “Make several. Call it a zoo.” “And afterward?” “We sell the presents, split the money, and retire.” “Molly, the invitation says the presents are donations for the children’s hospital.” “Oh. Fine. We’ll steal the clown’s hat instead.”