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Molly spread a crayon map across the kitchen table, weighting its corners with stolen saltshakers and one unusually judgmental plastic dinosaur from her nephew’s toybox. “The party starts at three, Bill, which gives us exactly seventeen minutes to infiltrate the garden, bypass security, and liberate every single present from captivity.” Bill studied the map upside down, then right side up, then upside down again, apparently hoping geography would become more cooperative through sheer exhaustion alone. “By security, do you mean the bouncy castle or the grandmother with the knitting needles? Because one of those looks significantly more dangerous to me.” Molly circled a stick figure beside the gate. The figure wore a triangular hat and carried a sword, although neither feature had been independently verified. “That’s the magician. He controls access to the garden and presumably the fabric of reality. We must avoid making direct eye contact with him, Bill.” Bill opened his bag, revealing two false mustaches, a length of rope, and a cheese sandwich wrapped so lovingly it seemed eligible for adoption by royalty. “I brought disguises, climbing equipment, and lunch. The sandwich is for emergencies, like hunger, panic, or meeting a magician who demands payment in cheddar slices.” Molly examined the mustaches. One was pink and glittery; the other had googly eyes. She placed both on Bill, who immediately looked twice as suspicious. “Our cover is simple. We’re professional entertainers. You make balloon animals while I locate the presents and assess their suitability for rapid, discreet, professional removal.” Bill inflated a balloon until it squeaked, twisted it three times, and produced what appeared to be a frightened intestine considering its career options carefully. “It’s a giraffe with a sore throat. If anyone asks why it has no legs, explain that giraffes are notoriously shy around strangers and balloons.” Outside, a delivery van stopped at the house opposite. Molly watched a mountain of wrapped boxes disappear through the gate, followed by the formidable grandmother. “There must be forty presents in there. We’ll need a wheelbarrow, a diversion, and some way to prevent children from noticing their sudden collective disappointment.” Bill considered this, deflating his giraffe with a noise like an offended duck. He looked at the map, then at his sandwich, then sighed deeply. “I just remembered my sixth birthday. Someone stole my presents, and I cried so hard that the clown apologized for everything, including his balloon animals.” Molly folded the map. For a moment she watched the dinosaur, whose expression suggested it had been expecting this development since the Jurassic period began. “Fine. We won’t steal the presents. But we already bought these disguises, and somebody should provide entertainment if that magician is as dangerous as advertised.” At the gate, the grandmother confiscated their rope, hired Bill on the strength of his mustaches, and handed Molly a tray of emergency cheddar sandwiches. “This is honest work, Molly, and I’m deeply uncomfortable. Still, if you distract the magician, I could probably liberate another sandwich from that tray unnoticed.”