Run: 2026-10-27-01M5YJFATKZCD8SMR2AWFKMYPY

“Molly, the children’s party starts at three,” said Bill. “Good. We arrive at two fifty-nine disguised as clowns.” “Clowns are suspicious. Everybody knows they’re hiding something.” “Fine, Bill. We’ll disguise ourselves as responsible adults.” “That’s more ambitious than stealing all the presents.” “We mingle, compliment the cake, and locate the gift table.” “Then what?” “I create a distraction.” “Your last distraction involved a fire engine and three divorces.” “This time I’ll announce a surprise visit from a unicorn.” “Where do we get a unicorn?” “You put a party hat on your forehead.” “I knew the promotion to partner came with responsibilities.” “While they chase you, I load the presents into bags.” “What if the birthday child notices?” “I’ll say we’re taking them for an emergency quality inspection.” “Children aren’t stupid, Molly.” “Then you tell them. You’re the unicorn.” “What’s our escape route?” “Through the garden, over the fence, and into the van.” “And if there’s a bouncy castle blocking the gate?” “We bounce over it.” “With the presents?” “With style.” “Suppose we accidentally enjoy ourselves?” “Then we take some cake for the road.” “You’re a criminal mastermind.” “No, Bill. I’m a unicorn’s manager, and you’re due onstage in five.”