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Molly crouched behind a hedge wearing a clown wig while Bill balanced a ladder against the fence, both pretending they belonged at a birthday party for a seven year old expecting a pony. Their master plan depended on juice boxes, party hats, and shameless confidence. Molly said, "We sneak in through the bounce house." Bill replied, "That is genius disguised as a felony." Molly whispered, "Grab balloons for camouflage." Bill added, "And cake." Inside, children screamed with joy while a magician attempted card tricks and failed spectacularly with every single card. A mountain of presents sat beside the cake, wrapped in glittering paper that reflected the disco ball above. Molly rehearsed her distraction involving a runaway ferret, although they owned no ferret and had never met one. Bill planned to swap the birthday child's whistle for a kazoo, hoping nobody would notice until the getaway. They argued briefly about whether stealing presents counted as villainy or merely aggressive party crashing with excellent timing. Finally they agreed that cake first, presents second, and running third would guarantee either success or a memorable sugar rush. Then Molly checked her watch, nodded and prepared to ruin the party with theatrical professionalism and snacks.