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Molly adjusted her ski mask, which had unfortunately been knitted with eye holes for a llama. Bill adjusted his, which was actually a traffic cone with two holes poked through it. They crouched behind a hedge outside the community hall, watching balloons bob like nervous informants. Inside, children screamed with joy at a magician who kept pulling doves from his trousers. The presents table groaned under mountains of boxes wrapped in paper so bright it hurt their criminal eyes. Molly whispered, "The diversion is ready, but the magician keeps eating our backup doves." Bill replied: "Then we improvise, grab the loot, and run before the cake arrives." Bill nodded solemnly, as if agreeing to a treaty rather than a felony involving glitter and juice boxes. Molly produced a grappling hook, which was really a vacuum cleaner hose taped to a plunger. Their plan required stealth, timing, and exactly one adult who believed them to be clowns with excellent references. Molly would distract the parents by juggling the birthday cake, while Bill swapped the presents for empty boxes labelled suspiciously. Then they would vanish into the night, heroes of nobody, rich in wrapping paper and regret. Bill cracked his knuckles once.