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Molly unrolled the glossy suburban satellite printout across the sticky kitchen table, weighting the corners down with a saltshaker and a half-eaten burrito. Bill squinted at the blurry green square, scratching his stubble with a lockpick. They had hit armored cars in Detroit and jewelry stores in Miami, yet somehow the economy had pushed them toward pediatric larceny. "Behold our prime Sunday target, young Barnaby Sterling's sixth birthday extravaganza," Molly said, tapping a colorful blob near the swimming pool. "Intelligence suggests forty guests, zero armed guards, and a gift table sagging under the weight of vintage Lego sets and crisp checks from competing grandparents." Bill sighed, leaning back until his plastic chair groaned in protest. He rubbed his temples, wondering when his fierce reputation had dissolved into planning tactical strikes against kindergartners. "We are actually robbing first-graders now, Molly? Have we hit rock bottom, or is there a basement beneath the daycare?" "Do you know the street value of an unopened Millennium Falcon, Bill? Focus on the schematics and leave the morality to people who can afford dental insurance." Molly grabbed a red marker and drew an aggressive arrow straight through a row of manicured hydrangeas. She circled a massive inflatable structure dominating the eastern lawn, her expression grim enough for a Pentagon briefing. "Entry is through the side gate at fourteen hundred hours, right when the magician starts sawing someone's dad in half," she explained, uncapping a yellow highlighter. "That leaves the perimeter completely unmanned except for the bouncy castle, which acts as a natural containment zone for the ankle-biters." Bill leaned forward, tapping a suspicious pink smudge near the patio doors. His eyes narrowed with genuine professional concern as he studied the reconnaissance photo Molly had snapped from the bushes yesterday afternoon. "What about the wild card near the punch bowl? You told me the mother hired a professional clown, and those guys are notoriously territorial." "Bobo is a civilian contractor paid minimum wage to twist balloon poodles, not a Navy SEAL," Molly scoffed, tossing the highlighter aside. "If he gets heroic, you neutralize him with silly string and lock him in the pool shed." She pulled two oversized burlap sacks and a pair of clip-on bowties from a battered duffel bag beneath the table. Bill stared at the polka-dot fabric like it was live ammunition, visibly swallowing his pride. "I refuse to wear the bowtie, Molly. If my parole officer sees security footage of me dressed like a catering waiter, I will never hear the end of it." "You are blending in as part of the artisanal cotton candy crew, so put it on and stop whining," Molly snapped, shoving the disguise into his chest. "We bag the wrapped loot during the blindfolded piñata frenzy and vanish completely before any chocolate cake is served." Bill reluctantly clipped the absurd accessory onto his flannel collar, muttering dark curses under his breath. Outside the window, their rusted getaway minivan idled loudly, utterly unprepared for its most shameful heist yet.