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Molly slammed the pastel pink invitation onto the folding table like a classified dossier. Surrounding it were satellite printouts of a suburban backyard, two ski masks, and a stale toaster pastry. Bill leaned over the map, squinting through a jeweler’s loupe at the target zone: Timmy Henderson’s seventh birthday extravaganza. For weeks, their fences on the dark web had clamored for untraceable plastic bricks and mint condition action figures. Today was their big score. Molly tapped a red marker against the wooden fence perimeter, right beside the inflatable waterslide. "Avoid the bouncy castle. Those feral toddlers bite." Bill gulped, adjusting his black tactical turtleneck. He pointed a trembling finger toward the patio gazebo, where grainy reconnaissance photos showed a man twisting balloon poodles with terrifying, deadpan precision. "What about the clown?" Molly grimaced, briefly remembering the disastrous mime incident in Toledo. She slid a cheap digital stopwatch across the stained table, locking eyes with her sweaty partner in crime. The gift table sat completely unguarded during cake cutting, offering a narrow three minute extraction window. "Distract him. Grab the Lego sets and run." Bill nodded solemnly, shaking two canisters of neon silly string like a seasoned mercenary preparing for war.