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Molly slammed the glittery unicorn invitation onto the dashboard. Bill flinched, nearly spilling his lukewarm coffee. Across the street, a massive inflatable castle swayed ominously above a suburban picket fence. "Listen up, because I am only going over the schematics once," Molly said, uncapping a red marker. "The target is Barnaby’s sixth birthday extravaganza. Intelligence suggests forty guests, meaning forty high-end gifts sitting completely unguarded on the patio folding table. We are talking pristine Lego sets, Bill. Untouched plastic." "I don't like the look of that perimeter, Molly," Bill muttered, nervously adjusting a pair of plastic binoculars. "Have you factored in the parents? Suburban dads get deeply territorial near a barbecue grill. One wrong move and we catch a spatula to the throat." "The dads are neutralized by craft beer," Molly scoffed, waving a dismissive hand. "Our real problem is the hired muscle. Look by the rosebushes." Bill zoomed in on the backyard and gasped aloud. "You didn't say anything about a clown! Do you know what kind of dark magic those guys pack? Count me out. I have priors, Molly. I cannot go back to prison because Bozo tackled me into a kiddie pool." "Keep it together! He makes minimum wage and smells like greasepaint and regret." Molly tapped a crude crayon drawing of the yard. "At fourteen-hundred hours, the matriarch brings out the cake. Once they start singing, every eye locks onto those candles. That gives us a ninety-second window of pure auditory distraction." "Ninety seconds to haul forty boxes?" Bill wiped beads of sweat from his forehead with a napkin. "We aren't reindeer. Plus, two grown adults in black turtlenecks are going to stick out next to a piñata." "Way ahead of you." Molly reached into the cluttered backseat, grunted, and tossed a bulky, colorful bundle directly into his chest. Bill peered inside the bag, his face instantly draining of all color. "Tell me this isn't the back half of a horse costume. Please tell me I am the head. I refuse to be the rear end on a felony." "I need clear vision to navigate the slip-and-slide, and you have broader hips," Molly countered smoothly. "Besides, the saddlebags are hollowed out. We can stuff twenty video games and six envelopes of birthday cash into your flanks alone. Big boxes go into the getaway wagon." "A red Radio Flyer is not a getaway vehicle, it's a cry for help!" Bill groaned, resting his forehead against the warm dashboard. "What if Barnaby spots us? Six-year-olds are vicious, Molly. They bite ankles and scream at frequencies that shatter glass. Three toddlers took my cousin Tony down at an arcade once with sticky hands and sheer feral rage." Molly grabbed Bill firmly by the turtleneck collar, pulling him an inch from her face. Her eyes gleamed with manic ambition. "Should we encounter hostile youths, deploy the countermeasures in your pocket. Throw sour gummy worms toward the trampoline and run. Now put on the hooves." Reluctantly, Bill sighed and began unzipping the plush velour tail.