Molly: "You know, it's a bit creepy to think we're robbing kids at a party." Bill: "Aw, don't be a Grinch. They'll never miss the junk they'll get here today. We’ll give them something way better to remember the event by, like a full-blown police raid." Molly: "How hilarious. But how are we getting in? The place can't be that lax, right? With all those presents." Bill: "You don't have to worry about that. I spent the last few days stalking kids in tutus. I've learned a lot. The moms always let them in without checking for suspicious packages or anything." Molly: "Checking for tutus, more like it." Bill: "Exactly. Gonna dress up and blend in. With my acting skills, you won't even tell it's me." Molly: "That doesn't sound like a good cover. Kids can spot a phony in seconds. Remember my cousin's party?" Bill: "Crap, that was a flop, huh?" Molly: "Yes... and now Sarah can recite the whole alphabet to all the toddlers without any props." Bill: "I've got a solution, partner. We'll hit the party right when it's packed. That way, taking out all the presents won't raise suspicion." Molly: "Works for me. What about the escape plan?" Bill: "We drop the presents in a whacky piñata and boom, kids smash it, and we're out before anyone links us to the scene. Right, Molly?" Molly: "Brilliant, but we need a charitable cover story for that. The parents might suspect foul play." Bill: "There’s always a loophole, babe. We'll hand-out company flyers for Piñata Party-Planning, Inc. I’m sure the desperate mothers will love that, and we'll be long gone by the time they realize." Molly: "Sounds like a plan, Bill. Alright, let's practice those jumps before the pointy hats wear off." Bill: "Absolutely. After all, lady, who's afraid of big, bad thieves dressed as ballerinas?" Molly: "Not us, if we pull this one off." They chuckled in evil glee, excited to orchestrate the most adorable heist of their careers.