Bill crept through the darkened hall, his footsteps muffled by the plush carpet. He glanced over his shoulder, making sure Molly was right behind him. They had to move fast - the party would be over soon, and all those presents would be in the hands of bratty kids. Molly held up a glittery wand, the one she'd swiped from a girl's room upstairs. "Perfect for waving over the locked door," she whispered gleefully. Bill rolled his eyes but had to admit it was clever. The kid's magic wands would make great decoys. He peered around the corner at the brightly decorated living room packed with chattering children and their oblivious parents. "There," Molly pointed to a towering stack of colorful boxes piled high by the fireplace. "That's gotta be the mother lode." Bill licked his lips, picturing the bounty of toys inside. High-end dolls, remote control cars, video games - it was like Christmas for crooks. He turned to Molly with a grin. "On three?" She winked. "One...two..." "...three!" In unison, they charged into the room, startling the crowd. Parents gasped and children wailed. "Nobody move!" Bill bellowed, waving a realistic-looking gun. "This is a stick-up!" "Oooh, it's the Tooth Fairy!" Molly squealed gleefully. "I'm here to take your presents away if you don't brush!" The kids screamed and hid behind their parents. Bill vaulted over the couch, snatching a bulging sack from the mantle. "Grab the goods and let's go!" Molly snatched an armful of gifts as the children bawled. The adults sputtered in outrage. "How dare you rob us blind!" "I'll call the police this instant!" "You'll never get away with this!" Bill just smirked as he shoved toys into the sack. "Already have." "Hahaha!" Molly laughed gleefully, pilfering a pile of presents. "This is so much more fun than the usual smash-and-grab!" Bill hefted the sack, grinning as the toys clinked and rattled. "Definitely a new holiday tradition for us." "To the getaway van, partner!" Molly grabbed another fistful of gifts, giggling impishly. "The Tooth Fairy's got a job to do!" Together, they sprinted for the door, leaving behind an