"Molly, I'm telling ya, this is crazy!" Bill said, glancing nervously at the colorful banners adorning the suburban home. "Breaking into a kiddie birthday party? That's just wrong!" Molly rolled her eyes and adjusted her blonde wig. "Oh for fuck's sake, would you stop whining? It's not like they need all those toys anyway. Think of it as redistribution of wealth to the less fortunate, i.e. us." She reached for the doorknob, but Bill grabbed her arm. "Wait, what's the plan exactly? We can't just barge in and start snatching shit in front of a bunch of screaming brats and their helicopter parents." Molly sighed heavily. "Fine. We go in posing as clowns or magicians or whatever, get the little bastards all distracted with our act, then make our move. Easy peasy lemon squeezy." "Clowns? Magicians?" Bill sputtered incredulously. "Since when do you know magic tricks, you hack?" "Shut up, I'm winging it!" Molly snapped. "Just stick close and try not to look like the degenerate criminal you are, got it?" She straightened her back and plastered on a manic grin, knocking three times on the door. It swung open to reveal a woman in a polka dot dress, holding a baby on her hip. "Welcome!" the woman chirped. "You must be the entertainers I hired for little Suzie's party! Come on in, the kids are so excited for the magic show!" "Oh yes, magic is our specialty!" Molly trilled, elbowing Bill hard as they crossed the threshold. "Lots and lots of magic, am I right mister...uh..." "Ziggy!" Bill blurted out. "Mister Ziggy the Magnificent!" The woman ushered them into a brightly lit living room packed with children of various ages. Colorful gift bags and boxes were stacked high against one wall. Molly's eyes gleamed. "Aha! I mean, ta-da!" The woman clapped her hands together. "Children, say hello to Mister Ziggy and Miss Zany!" "Hello Mister Ziggy and Miss Zany!" the kids chorused in high-pitched voices. "Wow, what a great audience!" Molly said brightly as she scanned the room, already mentally dividing up the loot between her and Bill