"Alright, Bill, you sure this is the plan? A children’s party? Seems a bit... risky." "Risky? Molly, think about it. Parents distracted, cake everywhere, chaos supreme." "Exactly. Chaos or not, it’s full of kids. What if one recognizes us?" "Pfft. Kid logic: in one minute they love you, next they hate you. We’ll be like party ninjas. Nobody sees the ninjas." "I’m more of a stick-to-the-shadows type. You sure we can carry all those presents without looking like mountains of suspicious bulges?" "Easy. We bring those giant blue IKEA bags. Everyone’s seen those at parties. Nobody questions the guy lugging an IKEA bag." "Hmm, IKEA bag, huh? That’s your genius plan?" "Hey, genius plans don’t have to be flashy. They just have to work. Plus, we’ll wear the balloon animal hats for cover." "Balloon hats? Bill, what kind of heist mastermind are you?" "The kind that blends in! Kids love balloon hats. They’ll think we’re entertainers or clowns or... party ninjas with flair." "Fine. But who pulls off the distraction? The magician? The birthday kid? The sugar-high clown?" "I’m thinking you get the clown gig. You always were good at making a fool of yourself." "Oh, I like that. And you? While I’m juggling, you scoop the loot?" "Exactly. Then we vanish before nap time. It’s foolproof." "Foolproof, huh? You know what they say about those..." "I say, better a foolproof plan than no presents at all."