"Alright, Bill, we in or what? Operation Candy Heist is a go." "Wait, hear me out. A children's birthday party? That’s your big plan? What, steal cupcakes next?" "Cupcakes are off the table, but presents? Pure gold. Wrapping paper, ribbons, the works." "How do you even sneak into a party full of kids without getting caught?" "I got it all planned. We disguise as clowns." "Clowns? You know I’m terrified of clowns, Molly." "Perfect! You’ll be too scared to mess up. Me? I’ll distract the kids with balloon animals." "Right, you make balloon animals like a cat with three legs." "Practice makes perfect! Meanwhile, you dive into the pile of presents. Grab everything." "All of it? Shouldn’t we maybe leave something? You know, to avoid suspicion?" "Bill, no one notices half the presents anyway. Parents talk; kids cry. Perfect cover." "And what if a parent catches us? My face is already plastered on that wanted poster." "Simple. Confuse them with balloon animals. Nobody can be angry at a guy juggling rubber chickens." "Throw in a rubber chicken. Got it. But if we get caught, I’m blaming you." "Deal. Now, put on your oversized shoes. Showtime, partner."